Segway Spinners

Yep, they're real. My wife surprised me this Christmas by giving me a set of spinners for my Segway. She facetiously asked me if I didn't think I already got enough attention when I'm out on it. Imagine that, what nerve? They look sharp on my titanium colored machine. Now I figure that I need to get a hydraulic system set up so it will bounce up and down while I am waiting to cross a street, etc. Then to complete my new look, I figure I need a wide brimmed felt hat with a big colorful feather, a pair of dark sunglasses and maybe even a gold front tooth so it would look like a real pimp-mobile. Funny, huh?